But he confirms that talks with the Nigerians are ongoing, and expresses the opinion that there have been crossed wires. Soccernet echo this, saying that a deal has been proposed involving Kanu flying out immediately after Sunday's game. Perhaps a helicopter could come and lift him off the pitch.

FIFA have said that, contrary to some reports, they have not received a formal complaint from Nigeria. But all the reports from the Nigerian camp agree that they are mightily p*ssed off with the situation. It would appear that the only hope we have is that their desire to keep Kanu himself happy will come to bear.