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There's been much nudging and winking in the press regarding
the Swedish ban on sex before games, and our Freddie Ljungberg's apparent preference for whacking away solo all
night in front of porn instead.
Our man in Sweden, Paul Cohen, provides a fuller translation
of the Ljungberg interview than you'll find anywhere else, and, well I never, he's been deliberately mistranslated. In fact,
the Swedish interviewer seems to have deliberately misinterpreted and tried to lead Freddie into saying things he'd regret.
Full marks to Freddie for not giving way, but shame on the
press for ignoring that bit and going with the salacious interpretation anyway!
Interviewer: "By the way - when you're staying at hotels
with the national squad - do you have access to pay-channel
television then?"
Freddie: "Sure, that's the first thing we switch on and watch."
"But you don't watch pornoflicks do you?"
"Of course, you get them occasionally. You sit there
zapping between channels, and you watch them for a little while.
But it's not like I'm stuck to the screen watching them. I usually
watch televised movies. We hang around in hotel rooms so much
anyway and in the afternoons we usually don't have anything
else to do."
"I see. But it doesn't seem like a really good way to
get prepared for Euro2000? Staying up all night long watching
porno movies?"
"I didn't say that. I just said that we have all the television pay-channels."
"Speaking of that, what's your attitude to having sex
before matches?"
"I usually don't have sex before matches. Not the same
day. I say no thank you if I've got a match the same day. I guess
it's a mental thing. I want to keep my feeling and touch sharp. Its
like I loose the feeling if I get going before a match. I've done it
some times before a match and then my feet have felt f**g numb
when kicking the ball. If I've got a match at three a'clock, I can
hold myself from it a few hours before - I can do it after instead."
"I've read Tony Adams autobiography 'Addicted'.
A really good book. He's your captain, have you read it?"
"I got it for Christmas last year but I've only read the
first five or so chapters. I haven't had the energy to read more.
I guess I just haven't had the time. If I read, I usually read Mankell
[a Swedish detective novellist] or stuff like that. I like it when
there's
a little action in the books."
"Action! Tony Adams falls down stairs and drives
drunk. What more can you ask for?"
"Okay then, I'll read it."
"Do you really realize the amount of expectation
that people have about you now? Everyone is talking about how
you're the one who's going to win Euro200 for us now that
everyone else is injured.[Schwarz, Henrik Larsson, Kaamark
among others]"
"No, but for f**s sake, w'ere 11 men on the pitch when
the time comes and we all have the same responsability for playing
well and doing our best."
"Okay, but the fact is that everyone thinks that this
is the tournament where your definitely going to break in on the
big stage and put in a great performance. Johan Mjallby tipped
you as the player of the tournament."
"It's always nice when people have faith in you. But I
always try to go in on the pitch and have a good time. It's possible
that I get nervous before the first match. It's my first big tournament.
I usually don't get nervous, but you never know."
Paul also reveals that Freddie is officially very pissed off with the Swedish
tactics. Anyone who saw the Swedish opening match knows why.
He said in one interview he had to wear a neck-support after the
game because he strained his neck watching the ball going back
and forth in the air above him.
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