The Sun's Brian Woolnough reckons that Arsene Wenger was asked to take the England team to Finland, on a one-off arrangement.

But Le Boss said 'non' to their desperate plea - and Woolnough thinks 'it suggests that the Frenchman has no interest in taking over the job permanently'. Hurrah!

Um, that's about it. The remaining 300 words of the article don't really tell us anything we didn't already know about the whole farcical situation.