Oooh, it seems like ages since we last heard Nicolas 'visage-du-cheval' Anelka yapping about how nobody loves him. So Arseweb is delighted to see him turning on the fans of Paris St Germain who, apparently, don't respect him enough.

'They forget very quickly that I work very hard every time I go on the pitch,' he claims - before going off on one of those familiar 'you wot?' tangents. Or maybe it loses something in translation - judge for yourselves.

'The supporters should try coming down on to the pitch, to show us how easy it is. It's not good to insult us when things are not going well and then applaud us when things work out. You have to have respect. I hope that when I score at the Parc des Princes they stay seated.'

PSG are currently languishing in the bottom half of the French league. Anelka has set the top goalscorers table on fire with a mammoth 7 (S E V E N).