Nicolas Anelka complained about press intrusion. Well, at least the English press didn't go inside his body.

Spanish sports paper Marca is reporting, in great detail, the operation which the horse-faced Arsenal reject had to endure this week, following the World Club Champs game against Raja Casablanca.

And, if you're so inclined, you can even download video footage of the whole nasty business (Quicktime format).

'Un documento increíble,' says Marca - and who could argue. But, it continues, 'Estas imágenes pueden resultar desagradables.' You have been warned.