John Jensen's only been in management for one season, but he reckons he's a bit good at it... having taken tiny Herfoelge to the top of the Danish premier league - until, that is, they got spanked 5-0 by the new leaders, Brondby at the weekend.

"I have dreams, and one of them is to be manager of Arsenal," he told Sky Sports. "I want high-tempo football - what I learned from George Graham - always closing down in the opposing half, and more aggressive."

But Arseweb finds it curious that Herfoelge are in second place in a major European league, with a negative goal difference. They've let in a startling 42 goals, the third worst in the 12-team league. GG would not have stood for that, surely??