Nothing would please the Mirror more than making sure Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger gets a touchline ban after a 'confrontation' with fourth official Steve Dunn at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Wenger 'lost his cool again', the paper reports when referee Mike Riley gave Chelsea a dubious penalty.

Wenger thought, like most Arsenal fans at the time, that Gianfranco Zola had dived. Television images are not conclusive.

According to the report, Wenger turned to Dunn 'to vent his anger', and Dunn 'reached for his notebook' afterwards. Yeah, we're all scared of the Mirror...