New signing Jens Lehmann, infamous in Germany for his lack of diplomatic skills, seems to have taken a Wenger crash course in press dealings.

The £1.5m goalkeeper told the press: "It is a big task to replace David Seaman. I think it is nearly impossible."

All together now: "Aaaaahhhh...."

"He is the best goalkeeper to have come from England for many years. So I don't know if I can be as good as him, but I'll try my best."

And again: "..."