Barcelona and the Netherlands midfielder Philip Cocu isn't interested in moving to Arsenal unless the new Barca coach decides to sell him.

"Frank [de Boer] told me he had read about Arsenal wanting me on the internet," Cocu is reported as saying.

"But I'm staying here, as long as the coach wants me of course... It's true that I haven't yet moved to renew my contract, but I'm in no hurry. I like Spanish football, it's more fun than, for example, Italian football."

But Frank, if you're reading this, why not putting in a good word? And how about coming to London yourself...?