Arseweb is finding it hard not to laugh at news that Alex Ferguson needs surgery on his mouth.

According to the Daily Star, the Man Utd boss is suffering from pain and limited hearing loss due to 'overworked bones jarring together at the top of his jaw'.

'It is feared unless he responds well to a form of facial physio,' says the paper, 'he may need surgery in the future to loosen the jaw hinge and ease his ear trouble.' Well, if he needs someone to knock his jaw back into place, he could probably save on medical bills by walking down Avenell Road on a Saturday afternoon.