Alex Ferguson (why, which other Fergie were you thinking of?) has been at Buckingham Palace this morning to receive his knighthood - and HM The Queen has taken the opportunity to reveal a disturbing Man U tendency.

According to Ferguson himself, speaking to PA after leaving the palace, 'The Queen said she doesn't think (The Treble) will ever be achieved again - and she's right.'

Arseweb is now prepared to back any consitutional reform movement in the UK which will force the Queen to abdicate, to be replaced by the Queen Mum, who confided in a young Arsenal fan in the mid-1950s, or Prince Harry, a regular visitor to the East Stand Upper. We're not sure about Prince William (we think he might be a United man), and somehow I think we can discount Charles.