You'd swear they're doing this deliberately. Teddy Sheringham, beloved of Arsenal fans and the inspiration behind one of the more popular terrace chants of recent times, has won something else.

Readers of UNITED magazine (the official club mouthpiece) voted him the most improved player at Old Trafford. A curious choice, as he's well out of the England reckoning now, and can't hold down a first team place. But then again, most Man U 'fans' probably only saw the two cup finals.