PA reports that Man United have been fined £650, plus £35 costs, for failing to provide information about a company car caught speeding in February. A BMW leased to Manchester United was captured on a speed camera breaking a 40mph limit on the day the club put eight past Nottingham Forest. But despite repeated letters to the club, police said they had never been told who the driver of the car was.

Bang 'em up, we say - all of 'em.