Arseweb was lucky enough to have a man on the inside, as a choir of 200 Highbury regulars gathered to record a medley of classic terrace chants which may - or may not - emerge as our FA Cup single.

'Basically it's about 4-5 minutes long,' our mole tells us, 'and it's all the chants of the first team and fringe players to a back-beat. The funniest chant will be the Kanu one - for obvious reasons, there was one slight change made. We don't want previous players sueing us!'

The plan is currently that the track will be given away on CD to all the home fans at a game shortly before the end of the season - if they can find a sponsor. If no sponsor comes forward - or if we make it to Cardiff (that still doesn't sound right), it will definitely be making its way to a record shop near you.

Arseweb's mole neglected to tell us if it was any good.