British tennis ace Greg Rusedski speaks for the overwhelming majority of Arsenal fans when he pleads for Patrick Vieira to stay with the club. The only difference is that even Reuters pay attention to him when he does.

"Please stay Patrick ... we need you," the Arsenal fan is quoted as saying after moving into the third round of Wimbledon. "Don't go."

However, Rusedski isn't stupid enough to risk Spurs fans throwing things at him in his next game: "As far as Sol [Campbell] goes, I'm not commenting," he said. "That's dangerous."