Today's Standard says that 'all five London-based French players' have been named in the 18-man squad to face England in next week's friendly at Wembley. Ahem - without wanting to be pedantic, chaps, there are more than 5 French players based at Arsenal alone - never mind the rest of London!

Still, there is a reasonable chance that Seaman, Adams and Keown will find themselves marking Anelka, Vieira and Petit on Wednesday night. But then again, why pay Wembley's ticket prices when you could see this by sneaking over the fence at London Colney??!