The whole Nicolas Anelka is getting more and more ridiculous by the day. According to a report in the Daily Star this morning, he sent faxes to Juventus and Parma at the end of last week, saying that he had concluded a deal with Lazio, and asking them to back off for fear of ruining it all!

'As everyone knows, I have already made my decision and I am not going back on that decision,' comes the quote - although you may remember similar remarks regarding his 'dream move' to Real Madrid.