Our favourite target, Teamtalk really is excelling itself with today's offerings.

They start the page with an absolute cracker. Apparently Arsenal are interested in signing none other than Jonathan Woodgate, the Leeds and England defender who - you may have heard - has been in the news for other reasons recently. Given Arseweb's limited legal budget, we won't say any more on that matter.

But the Teamtalk boys then go on to ridicule the suggestion that Tony Yeboah might be interested in a move to Arsenal. 'The former Leeds United striker is apparently ready to return to England, which is very nice for him,' they write, 'but not necessarily any reason to be linked with a move to Highbury.'

Perhaps there's a new boy just started at Teamtalk Towers, and he (she?) hasn't yet worked out that they make their money (60p per minute) from - and this is a direct quote from their article - 'putting two and two together and getting twenty-two'.