According to the report, Manchester United have recently rejected a £26 million offer from Barcelona, but Arsenal are expecting to be able to prise him away for just £18 million. Something does not add up here! Sure,so Posh would like him to move down south to be near their home and her family, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind (and I think she's even said she'd prefer) living somewhere warm and mediterranean, with fashion shows.

They also point out that United manager Alex Ferguson has become increasingly unhappy with Beckham's off-pitch antics, but I find it hard to accept that Arsène Wenger would be any more lenient. Although it comes as no surprise that Beckham's petulant and violent on-pitch behaviour is not a cause of major concern to Sir Alex, I'm sure that it would be to most Arsenal fans. If this is a leak direct from DD, surely he jests?!

Ferguson himself predicted an eventual move to Arsenal for Beckham, back at the start of the season.