We're stunned that it's taken so long for Ipswich and England keeper Richard Wright to be linked to Arsenal. Still, better late than never, Teamtalk don't let us down - suggesting, almost rationally, a swap deal with Alex Manninger going to Portman Road... along with a bucket of cash, presumably.

They have something resembling a quote - 'A Highbury insider is said to have revealed that Arsenal would certainly be interested in a move for Wright'... but we can see three possible get-out clauses in that one sentence.

At least it wouldn't take too much effort to come up with a new terrace chant.